Armena Hostel Yerevan: Your Epic Armenian Adventure Starts Here!
Armena Hostel Yerevan: My Armenian Adventure Buddy! (and a Few Quirks…)
Alright, alright, let's get real. Planning a trip to Armenia? Yerevan? You've probably stumbled upon a million hotels and hostels, all promising the "epic" Armenian experience. Well, I just got back from staying at Armena Hostel Yerevan: Your Epic Armenian Adventure Starts Here! and, let me tell you, it almost lived up to the hype. Almost.
First off, let's address the elephant in the room: Accessibility. This is where things get a little… well, not epic, but certainly workable. While I wasn't specifically looking for wheelchair-accessible options, I did notice an elevator, which is a HUGE plus in Yerevan. The front desk [24-hour] seemed pretty helpful, and the fact they offer facilities for disabled guests is promising, but I can't give a definitive thumbs up or down without firsthand experience. They do showcase CCTV in common areas and CCTV outside property, which always makes me feel a bit safer, especially when traveling solo. Check-in/out [express] is a lifesaver after a long flight, by the way.
Cleanliness and Safety: Okay, this is where Armena really shines. Post-pandemic travel anxiety? Gone. They take this seriously. Seriously. Anti-viral cleaning products, daily disinfection in common areas, individually-wrapped food options, physical distancing of at least 1 meter (mostly!), professional-grade sanitizing services, room sanitization opt-out available (but why would you?), rooms sanitized between stays, safe dining setup, staff trained in safety protocol… the list goes on. I felt incredibly safe and secure. They even have hand sanitizer readily available, which is a small thing, but a big comfort. They had smoke alarms, and fire extinguishers. I noticed the staff were incredibly careful. And, the rooms were, dare I say… sparkling.
Internet? Oh, Yeah! The Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! is a godsend. Seriously, picture this: jet lag, craving shashlik, and needing to find the best restaurant. The Internet access was fast and reliable. I even managed to upload a few travel vlogs without any major hiccups. They also had Internet services, Internet [LAN] if you're old-school like that, and Wi-Fi in public areas, so you can always stay connected.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: A Mixed Bag (But Mostly Delicious!)
Okay, let's talk food. The Asian breakfast was… interesting. Think of it as an Armenian take on pan-Asian fusion. The Western breakfast was solid, with the usual suspects. Breakfast [buffet] offered a good variety, but it was the local Armenian dishes that really stole my heart. They have Restaurants on site, and some serious Asian cuisine in restaurant action. The Coffee shop was essential for those early morning caffeine fixes. There's also a Bar and a Poolside bar, which is great for unwinding after a day of exploring. I particularly enjoyed the Soup in restaurant— warming and authentic. The desserts in restaurant were a dangerous temptation. The Poolside bar? Perfection.
Now, here’s the slightly messy part: Dining, drinking, and snacking: I was genuinely disappointed that they didn’t offer a true, all-encompassing Buffet in restaurant as it was advertised, but the A la carte in restaurant was a treat.
Things to Do, Ways to Relax, and the Pool with a View!
This is where Armena gets its "epic" credentials. The Swimming pool [outdoor] is the absolute star! Seriously, picture this: you've spent the day wandering the vibrant streets of Yerevan, soaking up the culture, and then you plunge into that crystal-clear pool. Bliss. The pool area, and the view from it, is gorgeous. They have more than just the pool, with a Gym/fitness center, Sauna, Spa, and Spa/sauna offerings. They offer additional services like Body scrub, Body wrap, Massage, and a Foot bath if you're feeling fancy (and I highly recommend it!).
Services and Conveniences: They Really Thought of Everything!
Armena is practically a small town in itself! The Concierge service was phenomenal, helping me navigate everything from finding the best kebab shop to arranging a day trip to Garni Temple. They offer Currency exchange, super convenient, and a Cash withdrawal option if you need it. Daily housekeeping kept my room spotless. Laundry service was a lifesaver after a couple of particularly adventurous hikes. The Gift/souvenir shop is perfect for picking up last-minute gifts. Room service [24-hour] is there for those late-night cravings.
The Room: My Fortress of Solitude (with a Few Quirks)
My room? Pretty darn comfy. They offer Air conditioning, which is essential in Yerevan, and a Refrigerator, the Coffee/tea maker was a welcome touch (especially considering the jet lag). I'm picky, but having Daily housekeeping and Air conditioning was a lifesaver, kept it clean. I had a Desk, Slippers, and a Hair dryer. The bed was comfy. The Separate shower/bathtub was a luxury.
But here’s a small, utterly human imperfection: the blackout curtains. They mostly worked. But there was a sliver of light that always peeked through and woke me up at dawn. And honestly, the Alarm clock, well… let's just say I relied on my phone. But hey, I could open the Window that opens and feel the Armenian breeze!
Getting Around: Easy Peasy!
The Airport transfer made arriving and departing a breeze. They also have Car park [free of charge]. Taxi service is readily available.
The Perks and the Extras (Because Why Not?)
They offer some really cool perks i.e. Bicycle parking, Business facilities, Couples couple's room, plus Facilities for disabled guests. They also offer services like Babysitting service and Family/child friendly. And for the romantics among us, they have a Hotel chain, as well as a Proposal spot.
The Little Things That Made Me Smile:
- The staff consistently went above and beyond.
- The whole vibe of the hostel. Friendly, chatty, and welcoming.
- The little touches, like the complimentary bottled water upon arrival.
My Honest-to-Goodness Verdict:
Armena Hostel Yerevan: Is it the most perfect hotel in the world? No. But does it offer a fantastic, clean, safe, and fun base for exploring Yerevan and the surrounding area? Absolutely yes! It's perfect for solo travelers, couples, and small groups. I honestly felt at home.
Quirks? Yes, a few. But the amazing experiences more than made up for them.
My Unbeatable Offer for Your Armenian Adventure!
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- FREE breakfast daily! (Fuel up for your adventures!)
- 5% Discount on all pre-booked day trips and tours through our recommended partners! (See the best of Armenia!)
- Complimentary welcome drink upon arrival! (Start your stay with a traditional Armenian toast!)
- A special welcome pack filled with tourist information and tips! (Become a local!)
- Early check-in/late check-out depending on availability!
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Alright, buckling in, because this Armenian hostel adventure is about to get REAL. Forget pristine itineraries, we're going for authentic, messy, and probably slightly hungover. Here goes:
Armena Hostel Yerevan: The (Highly Subjective) Itinerary of a Mostly-Prepared, Utterly Improvised Disaster (Maybe?)
Day 1: Arrival - Yerevan, You Beautiful Chaos! (Or, The Case of the Missing Backpack Strap)
- Morning (Let's be honest, mid-afternoon): Finally, Yerevan! After that red-eye flight where the guy next to me snored like a rusty chainsaw, and my backpack strap mysteriously decided to yeet itself off the bag somewhere over Bulgaria. Seriously, where do these things go? Arrive at Armena Hostel (thank goodness for that airport transfer). Expectation: Charming hostel with delicious coffee. Reality: Slightly less charming (but in a good way! It's got character!) and the coffee is…decent. Find out that my dorm room has a window overlooking an alley, which, let's face it, is going to be the source of all sorts of nighttime drama.
- Afternoon/Late Afternoon: Settle in. Make friends (or, attempt to). There’s this super enthusiastic guy from Canada who is already planning hikes, cultural immersion, and a week-long stay. I’m thinking maybe just a nap. Start to look around the hostel, there are all kinds of people here, which is kind of the point. First, I meet this old fella who looks like he's been everywhere and he's got the stories to prove it. Then, there's a group of girls, probably from college, who have been here the whole time just laughing and taking photos. Decide to get lunch. The guy is probably trying to sell me on a tour, but I am definitely not buying it.
- Evening: Walk around the city center, Republic Square, the Cascade – the Instagrammable stuff. It's beautiful, but mostly my reaction is "Wow, cobblestones EVERYWHERE. My feet are screaming." Try to find a cheap dinner. Get accosted/charmed by a street musician playing some traditional Armenian instrument (totally forgetting the name. Don't judge me, jetlag!). Buy a little too much Lavash and try to decipher the Armenian alphabet plastered on restaurant menu (fail). Realize I'm starting to feel a bit overwhelmed by the sheer beauty of it all. Go back to the hostel and try to sleep, but the alley drama (a cat fight, apparently, judging by the noise) is not helping.
Day 2: The Vernissage Market & The Mystical Power of Brandy
- Morning: Okay, so the alley cat drama was NOTHING compared to the guy next to me in the dorm who woke up at 5 AM and started CHAINSAWING his way through a bag of crisps. (I kid, but it was close). Coffee round two from the hostel (still decent). Head to Vernissage Market - a sprawling mishmash of art, souvenirs, and questionable knock-offs. Vow to buy a unique, authentic souvenir. End up buying a ridiculously elaborate ceramic pomegranate and a hand-painted matryoshka doll that could be mistaken for my grandma (sorry, grandma!).
- Afternoon: Wander around the city, aimlessly. Discover a hidden courtyard cafe that serves the best khachapuri I've ever tasted. Vow to remember the name (forget). Realize I might be getting a little lost, but embrace the chaos of it all. More cobblestones. Take a lot of pictures because I like the way the light bounces off some places. Get a strong urge to buy an Armenian rug. Immediately realize I have no space for it.
- Evening: This is the part where things got…interesting. The hostel recommended a local brandy tasting. Honestly, I'm not a huge brandy person. But, with the enthusiasm of the Canadian guy, I went. It was at a place that looked like a cave, and the guy was passionate about it. By the third sample I was basically hugging the brandy bottle and waxing philosophical about the meaning of life. (I am not responsible for anything I said). Woke up the next morning with a vague headache, a slightly lighter wallet, but a profound appreciation of Armenian brandy and a newfound respect for the guy, who was the only one from the group that didn't show up. The next morning I'm pretty sure I'm going to need some serious hydration.
Day 3: The Monastery of the Saints… (or, My Moment of Religious Doubt)
- Morning: The headache is gone. Coffee is still decent. Decide to be somewhat cultural and hire a taxi to take me to the monastery. The driver, bless his heart, didn't speak much English. This led to a long, awkward, and hilarious conversation filled with a lot of hand gestures and Google Translate. The journey itself was gorgeous, with sweeping views of the valley.
- Afternoon: Arrive at the monastery. It’s beautiful! Amazing. I find myself wandering around, trying to comprehend the history and the spiritual significance of the place. I wasn't quite sure how to feel about, but I think I liked it. The beauty of the architecture, the serenity of the place. I felt a connection, and for a moment, I thought 'Yeah, I can see how people feel this.' Then, I saw a group of tourists taking selfies with the most stoic expressions, and I had a moment of religious doubt. Realized it was just a bunch of very old stones and went outside for a smoke.
- Late Afternoon/Evening: Back to the hostel. Spent a little time chatting with a very intriguing woman from the UK. She was heading off on a motorcycle for a trip around the country. Felt slightly envious. Decided to order pizza. Pizza was terrible! Ended up eating the Lavash. Now I'm going to get some rest.
Day 4: Farewell Yerevan (and the Backpack Strap that Still Doesn't Exist)
- Morning: Pack. Try and find my backpack strap. Fail miserably. Decide it's gone for good. Say goodbye to others from the hostel. Some really cool people. They are all going to all kinds of exotic places. I want to go too. But I am too lazy. Head to the airport.
- Afternoon: Waiting for my flight. Reflecting on the trip. Yerevan, you were a beautiful mess. I loved the chaos, the food (mostly), the people (mostly), and the fact that I still have absolutely no idea where my backpack strap went.
- Evening: On the plane. Already planning my return. Armenia, I'll be back…eventually. Maybe when I find a good backpack strap.
Post-Trip Thoughts:
- Armenia is a country that gets under your skin. It's not perfect, it's not always easy, but it's real.
- Learn some basic Armenian phrases. Seriously, it helps.
- Embrace the chaos. It's half the fun.
- Don't be afraid to get lost. That's how you find the best things.
- And for the love of all that is holy, find a good backpack strap!
This is based on my personal travels. May yours be just as weird! Enjoy!
Escape to Paradise: Chabakaew Resort, Kanchanaburi's Hidden Gem
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