Oceania Euriapolis: Brazil's Hidden Paradise Hotel — You HAVE to See This!
Oceania Euriapolis: Brazil's Hidden Paradise Hotel — You HAVE to See This! (Seriously, Just Go!)
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because I've just returned from a whirlwind trip to Oceania Euriapolis, this… ahem… hidden paradise in Brazil, and I'm here to spill the (perfectly sanitized) tea. Forget the polished, robotic reviews. This is the real deal. And honestly? You have to see this place. Like, seriously, put it on your bucket list, right now. I'm still reeling, in the best possible way, from a week of tropical bliss.
First Impressions: The Accessibility… and the Elevator Drama!
Let's be honest, accessibility is a HUGE deal. And Oceania Euriapolis? They get it. Wheelchair accessible paths are everywhere, leading you past lush greenery and stunning views. They've got facilities for disabled guests nailed, which gets a giant thumbs up from me. The elevator? Yeah, that had its moments. One day, it decided to take a very leisurely route to the top floor. Me? I was desperate for the sauna. Another guest? I think they might have moved in. (It was a long ride, people.) Minor gripe, easily forgiven.
Cleanliness & Safety: Germaphobes, Rejoice!
I'm a bit of a… ahem… cleanliness enthusiast. So, the fact that Oceania takes hygiene seriously? Sold! Anti-viral cleaning products, professional-grade sanitizing services, rooms sanitized between stays, daily disinfection in common areas – the works! I even spotted a dude in a hazmat suit! (Okay, maybe not that dramatic, but they are serious. The entire staff takes staff trained in safety protocol to heart). Even though you can request to room sanitization opt-out available. Seriously, the peace of mind was priceless. They offer hand sanitizer everywhere. My inner germaphobe was in heaven. They also have the doctor/nurse on call for those times when you need it.
Rooms: Comfort is King (or Queen, or They/Them!)
My room? Stellar. The air conditioning was a lifesaver in the tropical heat. The blackout curtains were perfect for sleeping off the caipirinhas I consumed poolside. The free Wi-Fi in all rooms! The free Internet access – wireless! Thank goodness for the free bottled water because I have drank a lot. I also loved my bathroom phone and the additional toilet! I was completely spoiled by the complementary tea! My favorite was the soundproofing which came in handy for those times when I just wanted to have a relaxing day. The slippers were a nice touch.
The Dining Scene: From Buffet to Bites (and My Pizza Meltdown!)
Okay, food. This is where things get… interesting. Oceania Euriapolis has a seriously impressive spread. The breakfast buffet is legendary, with a dizzying array of options, the Asian breakfast was delicious. I definitely recommend the buffet in restaurant. The coffee shop is a must. And the restaurants? The A la carte in restaurant options were delicious. The vegetarian restaurant did not disappoint and my favorite, the poolside bar, was my haven. They offered alternative meal arrangement if you had diet restrictions. The desserts in restaurant were sinful.
The only blip? I tried to order a pizza one night. I was tired, jet-lagged, and craving carbs. Turns out, the pizza chef was off-duty. My emotional state spiraled. I felt a primal urge to throw a tantrum. I finally settled for soup.
Things to Do & Ways to Relax: Spa-tacular! (Even If You're Clumsy Like Me)
This is where Oceania Euriapolis truly shines. The pool with a view is Instagram gold. The swimming pool is where I spent most of my days. They have a fitness center and a gym/fitness where you can get as fit as you want. The sauna, steamroom, and spa/sauna for a perfect relaxation experience. The massage was pure bliss. Honestly, the Body scrub? Divine. The Body wrap? Amazing. I have to admit, I almost tripped in the spa. Almost took out a potted palm tree. But hey, it happens!
Services and Conveniences: This is a Hotel That Gets It
The daily housekeeping keeps things tidy and the concierge is a treasure. You can arrange a contactless check-in/out for convenience. The facilities for disabled guests and the elevator were great and I also loved the dry cleaning service. Having a laundry service was very convenient. They even offer cashless payment service.
For the Kids (and the Kid at Heart!):
I didn't travel with kids, but I saw plenty of happy families. They have babysitting service, kids facilities, and kids meals. The family/child-friendly vibe is definitely there.
Internet, Internet, Everywhere! (And a Little Bit of Frustration)
Okay, the Internet access is pretty good. Free Wi-Fi in all rooms, right? And in the main areas. The Internet [LAN] was fine, but I did experience some issues at certain peak times. When I needed to finalize a project, I had go to the Wi-Fi in public areas. Still, overall, connectivity was adequate.
My Verdict (and Why You SHOULD Go!)
Oceania Euriapolis isn't perfect. The pizza situation was a tragedy. The elevator is a character. But honestly? Those are minor imperfections. The positives far outweigh any negatives. It’s a place to truly relax, recharge, and experience the beauty of Brazil. The staff is genuinely friendly, the location is breathtaking, and the overall atmosphere is one of pure, unadulterated joy.
My Offer to YOU: Book Now and I'll Buy You a Caipirinha!
Okay, maybe I can't actually buy you a caipirinha. But let me tell you, the experience is priceless.
Here's Why You HAVE to Book Oceania Euriapolis Right Now:
- Escape to Paradise: Discover a hidden gem in Brazil, away from the crowds, and immerse yourself in natural beauty.
- Stress-Free Getaway: Relax knowing your safety is prioritized with top-notch cleanliness and hygiene protocols.
- Unforgettable Moments: Experience the spa, the pools, and the vibrant dining scene – all while soaking in stunning views.
- Accessibility for Everyone: Enjoy a welcoming environment with excellent facilities for all guests.
- Book Now & Get Ready to fall in love with Brazil!
Ready to book? Seriously, do it. You won't regret it. And when you get there, tell them the slightly clumsy, pizza-craving reviewer sent you. You might get an extra slice of cake. Or, even better, an extra caipirinha. Book now!
Luxury Rayong Townhouse: Your Dream Home Awaits!
Okay, buckle up, buttercup, because this ain't your grandma's travel itinerary. This is me, head-first into the glorious mess that is a trip to Hotel Oceania Euriapolis, Brazil. And trust me, I'm bringing the mess with me.
BRAZIL, HERE I COME (Maybe)
DAY 1: Arrival & "Holy Crap, It's Beautiful"
- 7:00 AM (ish): Ugh. Alarm clock. Not a fan. Drag myself out of bed, fueled by instant coffee and the desperate hope that my passport hasn't mysteriously vanished. (Spoiler: It hasn't. Yet.)
- 9:00 AM: Taxi to the airport. The driver, bless his heart, is blasting some kind of polka music I've never head before. Try to feign enthusiasm. Fail.
- 11:00 AM: Flight to…Somewhere. (Okay, São Paulo first. Then onto where ever that connecting flight is). Turbulence. Hate it. Clutch the armrest like it's a life raft. Try to make eye contact with the flight attendant for reassurance and get a blank stare in response. Sigh.
- 4:00 PM (Brazil Time - who even understands time zones?!): Finally, finally, touch down. The air is thick, humid, and smells like…everything. Already in love. Passport control is a blur of stamps and smiles. I manage a weak "Obrigado" that probably sounded more like a strangled seagull.
- 5:00 PM: Taxi to Hotel Oceania Euriapolis. The driver is a flamboyant local in a tiny car. Driving through this city is like being in a real-life video game. So many colors, people, and energy! I'm pretty sure he's taking a scenic route, but who cares?
- 6:00 PM: ARRIVAL. Hotel Oceania Euriapolis. The lobby…OH. MY. GOD. It's like a tropical explosion threw up in the best possible way. Lush plants, vibrant paintings, and a view of the ocean that makes my jaw literally drop. I spend a full five minutes just gaping. The front desk lady, a woman named Maria, with a smile that could melt glaciers, barely stifles a giggle at my stunned reaction. "Welcome, welcome! Tired?" She ask with her very contagious laugh.
- 7:00 PM: Settle into my room. It's…perfect. Balcony overlooking the sea. I can hear the waves. I could stay here forever, honestly.
- 8:00 PM: Dinner at the hotel restaurant. Trying to order is an adventure. Mime, charades, broken Portuguese, and a lot of pointing at the menu. Somehow, I end up with grilled fish, rice, beans, and a caipirinha. (I think I'm in heaven). The caipirinha is so strong it almost knocks me off my chair. But it's delicious.
- 9:00 PM: Watch the sunset from my balcony. The colors are insane. Pink, orange, purple…it's like the sky is showing off. Vow to remember this moment forever.
- 10:00 PM: Crash. Exhausted, elated, and already plotting my return.
DAY 2: Beach Bliss & Brazilian Burn
- 8:00 AM: Wake up to the sound of the ocean. This NEVER gets old. Coffee on the balcony, watching the sunrise. Life is good.
- 9:00 AM: Breakfast at the Hotel. This is a buffet, a proper one, filled with more food than I have ever seen. I try everything, from fresh papaya to the weird, delicious-looking cake even though I can't really tell what it is. I probably eat too much.
- 10:00 AM: Hit the beach. The sand is white and soft. The water is crystal clear. I slather on the sunscreen, determined not to repeat my past mistakes.
- 10:30 AM: Okay, maybe I didn't slather on enough sunscreen.
- 11:00 AM: Swimming, sunbathing, and generally feeling like a blissful idiot. Watch people surfing, and they were so cool.
- 1:00 PM: Beachside lunch. More grilled fish. More caipirinhas. Embrace the inevitable feeling of being slightly over-satiated and slightly tipsy.
- 3:00 PM: Oh, god. The burn. The sun is now my sworn enemy. Retreat to the shade and start calculating the damage. My shoulders are screaming. My nose is shiny like a tomato. "Should have listened to my mom". Sigh.
- 4:00 PM: Try to find aloe vera gel. Discover that Google Translate is not enough to express my need for aloe vera in Portuguese. Flail around in a local pharmacy until a kind, elderly woman takes pity on me. End up with a giant bottle of some kind of green goop that smells suspiciously like seaweed. Apply liberally.
- 5:00 PM: Nap. A sweaty, uncomfortable nap.
- 7:00 PM: Dinner. Pasta. Because I need something simple and comforting. And less likely to remind me of my sun-induced misery.
- 8:00 PM: Evening walk along the beach. The burn is still there, but the ocean breeze helps. Watch the stars. Feel incredibly small and wonderfully insignificant.
DAY 3: The Waterfall Saga & Embracing the Chaos
- 9:00 AM: Get up again. Still red but it is getting better.
- 10:00 AM: A trip to the waterfalls. The waterfalls are… a little far.
- 11:30 AM: The bus is full of locals.
- 1:00 PM: Arrive at the location. The air is thick with the scent of wet earth and something floral. I get to the first waterfall and… it’s beautiful. The water crashes down with a force and the air turns mist. I take a million photos.
- 2:00 PM: Lunch. Had rice and beans again, since they're super cheap and easy.
- 3:00 PM: Time for the main event: another, bigger waterfall. Okay. Hiking is not my forte; this hike is a lot longer than I expected. It's uphill, it's muddy and for most of the way I'm pretty sure I'm the only person.
- 3:30 PM: I trip. In mud. My camera. I get up, covered in mud, and almost start crying. But then I see the waterfall.
- 3:45 PM: It's incredible. This one is huge, cascading down the rock face into a turquoise-colored pool. Stand under it, and let the water pound on my shoulders. The pain from the burn is gone. All the stress is washed away. I feel so much better.
- 4:30 PM: The hike back is even harder. My legs are screaming. But I did it. I went there.
- 5:30 PM: Back to the hotel..
- 6:30 PM: Trying to get the mud out of my camera. Its not working.
- 7:00 PM: Dinner.
- 8:00 PM: Watch the sunset again. The camera is still not working.
DAY 4: (and Beyond):
- [To be Determined]: I'm letting this day be wild. Maybe a cooking class. Maybe another adventure. Maybe just endless lounging by the pool with a book. Who knows? That's the beauty of it.
Things to Remember:
- The Sun: Seriously. Wear the sunscreen. Reapply it. Beg someone to slather it on your back. You've been warned.
- Portuguese: Learn a few phrases. It makes a difference. And even if you butcher it, Brazilians are generally lovely and will help you.
- Embrace the Chaos: Things won't always go according to plan. Flights get delayed. You'll get lost. You'll order something weird. It's all part of the adventure. Go with it. Laugh at yourself. And enjoy every glorious, messy moment.
Final Thoughts:
This trip isn't perfect. It's not going to be Instagram-ready all the time. There will be sunburns, moments of frustration, and maybe even some tears (mostly from laughter). But it will be mine. And in the end, that's all that matters. I’ll try to update you all, from there.
Escape to Paradise: Hotel Della Vita Vila Gloria, Brazil Awaits
Okay, "Hidden Paradise"...Is Oceania Euriapolis REALLY that good? Like, *actually*?
Can you *actually* get there? Sounds remote.
What's a typical day like at Oceania Euriapolis? Give me the REAL lowdown.
Is it kid-friendly?
The food! Tell me everything!
What are the rooms like? Are they luxurious? Rustic? Give me specifics.
Is there anything you *didn't* like? Be honest!
