Unbelievable Luxury Awaits: Ber-Santai Suite's Kota Kinabalu Paradise!
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into the supposed "Unbelievable Luxury" of the Ber-Santai Suite in Kota Kinabalu. And believe me, after living in this review for the past week, I have opinions. This isn't gonna be your run-of-the-mill, sanitized hotel review. This is gonna be real. Prepare for the messy, the glorious, and the downright confounding.
First, let's get the basics out of the way – the stuff they have to tell you… or rather, what I want to tell you.
Accessibility & Safety (The Stuff You REALLY Need to Know):
Okay, so, accessibility. Here’s the deal: they say they have facilities for disabled guests. Say. I wasn’t personally testing the wheelchair access, so take that with a grain of salt (or maybe a whole shaker – hotel accessibility claims can be…optimistic). But they do have an elevator, which, yay! And they're big on the safety stuff, which is a major plus in my book.
- Wheelchair accessible: Claimed. Investigate further if it's a must-have.
- Elevator: Check!
- CCTV: Everywhere. Seriously. Inside and out. Makes you feel… watched. But, hey, safer, right?
- Fire extinguishers, smoke alarms, all that jazz: Present and accounted for. I wouldn't risk my life for a hotel, but its nice to know it is there just in case.
COVID Crazy - The Hygiene and Security:
Okay, let's be brutally honest. Post-pandemic, EVERYTHING is about safety. And Ber-Santai Suite tries. They say they're using anti-viral cleaning products. They say they’re disinfecting like their lives depend on it (and, let's face it, they probably do). My room was certainly clean, and I saw staff constantly wiping things down. Masks were on, hand sanitizer was plentiful. They were trying. Whether it was perfect? That’s another story. Honestly, it's a constant negotiation with risk these days, isn't it? You choose your level.
- Hand sanitizer: Everywhere, like a blessing in disguise of the germs.
- Room sanitization opt-out available: I didn't use it, but hey, options!
- Staff trained in safety protocol: Seemed like it!
Internet - Because, You Know, We Need It:
Okay, here’s where things get… interesting. They scream "Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!" and "Internet access – wireless!" So, naturally, I threw my laptop, my phone, my everything at the Wi-Fi. And, mostly, it worked. It wasn't always blazing fast, but it was there. I needed to do a lot of work for this review, and it at least didn't make me tear my hair out.
- Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Mostly reliable.
- Internet access – wireless: Yep.
- Internet [LAN]: I didn't use LAN. Who even does LAN anymore?
The Rooms – The Good, The Bad, and the Bathtub (Oh, the Bathtub!)
Right, the rooms. Were they "unbelievably luxurious"? Well… no. But they were nice. Very clean, modern. The air conditioning was a godsend in Kota Kinabalu’s humidity (which I swear, is like living in a giant, warm sponge).
- Air conditioning: A must.
- Blackout curtains: You can sleep. Gloriously.
- Desk/Laptop Workspace: Work, sleep, repeat.
- Free bottled water : Yes, and a small coffee machine, which is GREAT.
- Non-smoking rooms: Thank God.
- Private bathroom: Yes.
- Separate shower/bathtub: YES! And the bathtub… the bathtub was deep.
- Slippers: Yeah.
- Soundproofing: Mostly. I heard some noise from the hallway, but nothing too bad.
- Wake-up service: Didn't need it, but available.
- Wi-Fi [free]: Yep.
Now, let's get to the juicy bits. The Experiences. The Feels.
Okay, so, I need to tell you about the… spa. Yes, spa. Because you can’t go to a luxury hotel without at least feigning interest in the spa. I went in, expecting a sterile, overly-lit, "treat yourself, darling" kind of place. Instead, it was pretty chill. Dim lighting, soft music, the whole shebang.
The Spa Experience - A Deep Dive, Emotionally and Physically:
I opted for the "signature massage". And oh boy. Oh boy. It was… intense. I’m talking, the masseuse was like a ninja, working out knots I didn't even know I had. The pressure was… firm. Very firm. I'm not going to lie, at one point I may have accidentally let out a yelp.
- Massage: Intense! Worth it, though.
- Sauna/Steamroom: Yep. Standard stuff.
- Body scrub/Body wrap: Didn't try, but available.
- Spa/sauna: Yep.
The Food & Drink - The Rollercoaster of Delight and, Well, Disappointment:
So, the dining. The food. This is where the “unbelievably luxurious” branding takes a hit. The breakfast. It was a buffet. A slightly meh buffet. The usual suspects: scrambled eggs, toast, some sad-looking fruit. Coffee. It was edible. But, honestly, I've had better breakfast at a roadside stall.
I went to the Asian cuisine restaurant, and wow. The sea food was delicious, fresh, and flavorful. And the ambiance was nice, they tried to impress me. Dinner was a different story. The service can be a bit hit or miss, and the food, while generally good, wasn't always outstanding.
- Breakfast [buffet]: Mediocre
- Coffee/tea in restaurant: Present.
- Asian cuisine in restaurant, International cuisine in restaurant, Western cuisine in restaurant: Good options. The quality varies.
- Restaurants: Several.
- Breakfast in room: I didn't try
- Room service [24-hour]: That's a winner in my book!
Pool Fun - Not Perfect, But Still a Pool
The swimming pool was nice. Big. Clear. And the view was, genuinely, pretty gorgeous, especially at sunset. A pool with a view elevates any hotel, in my opinion.
- Swimming pool [outdoor]: Yes.
- Pool with view: Yep!
Services and Conveniences - The Little Things That Add Up:
They offer a lot. Laundry, dry cleaning, a convenience store (for those emergency snack attacks – been there!), currency exchange - the basics.
- Currency exchange: Handy.
- Laundry service: Available.
- Concierge: Helpful.
- Daily housekeeping: Great!
- Elevator: Yay!
- Business facilities: Good if you need them.
For the Kids:
Babysitting. Kids meals. This is a family-friendly hotel, and they seem to cater well to children. (I don't have kids, so I can't give a personal review.)
- Babysitting service: Available.
- Kids facilities: Available.
- Kids meal: Available.
Getting Around:
Airport transfer is a plus. Free parking. Taxi service readily available. Everything a tourist would expect.
- Airport transfer: Yep.
- Car park [free of charge]: Yes.
- Taxi service: Easy to get.
The Verdict - To Book or Not to Book?
So, is the Ber-Santai Suite truly "Unbelievably Luxurious"? No, not quite. But it's a solid, comfortable hotel. Clean, safe, and with some genuinely nice touches. The spa is good (with a bit of intense massage). The pool is lovely. The rooms comfortable. The food is hit-or-miss. The small issues were easily overlooked, and the good was GREAT. It isn't perfect, but it is nice. If you’re looking for a reliable, pleasant hotel in Kota Kinabalu with some solid perks, then yeah, I’d recommend it.
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Luxury ApartmentHotel Vollumen: Your Redwitz Escape Awaits!
Alright, buckling up, buttercups! This isn't your sanitized, airbrushed travel brochure. This is my trip to Ber-Santai at Sky Hotel Suite in Kota Kinabalu, Malaysia. Prepare for chaos. Prepare for opinions. Prepare for… well, me spilling coffee on my itinerary, that's for sure.
Day 1: Arrival & A Tiny Taste of Bliss (and Jet Lag)
- 14:00 (Give or take an hour because Malaysian time is a vibe): Landed in KK! Whew. The flight was a solid 8/10 - good enough to sleep, terrible enough to be stuck in a middle seat that felt like a human-sized sardine can. That airport security in the originating airport was pure chaos, though. Honestly, felt like I'd gone through a washing machine.
- 16:00ish: Check into Ber-Santai at Sky Hotel Suite. Okay, first impressions? The view from my room? Holy. Mother. Of. Beaches. It's even better than the picture. Seriously. The sky? All shades of a particularly vibrant sunset that I can't even describe. Pure, unadulterated bliss. I think I might have shed a tear. Don't judge me. Jet lag is a powerful drug.
- 17:00 - 18:00 (ish): Attempted to unpack. Failed miserably. Decided the suitcase could wait. View is calling and I must go. Sat on the ridiculously comfortable balcony furniture and had the most amazing little ginger drink, just looked at the ocean, and felt utterly, completely… blah. That tiny sip of ginger drink was so delicious, it was so calming. It's not that I'm not loving the view - it's breathtaking, obviously - but after the travel, I realized I was super hungry and tired.
- 19:00: Dinner. Decided to eat at the restaurant on the ground floor. The one with the air conditioning that actually WORKS. It was a decent meal, but I was so out of it from the travel that I'm not sure I really savored anything. I also got a bit of a stare from the waiter when I asked for extra chili sauce. They’re on to me!
- 20:00: Back to the room, and now, the full force of jet lag hit me like a ton of bricks. I'm pretty sure I can hear my brain cells weeping. Spent the rest of the evening trying, and failing, to stay awake long enough to shower. Gave up. Flopped into bed. Dreaming of ginger drinks, and maybe a good night's sleep? Please?
Day 2: Island Hopping & Fishy Mishaps (and a near-drowning experience)
- 07:00: Woke up! (Hallelujah!) Jet lag finally broke. Feeling much better (and much, much hungrier). A quick look outside, and OMG. The sun has found a way to make the ocean even bluer, which I thought was impossible.
- 08:00: Breakfast at the hotel. Ordered the Nasi Lemak because, well, when in Malaysia, eat Nasi Lemak! It was fantastic, but I was so eager to get out, I practically inhaled the whole plate.
- 09:00: Island hopping tour. Booked a tour to see Tunku Abdul Rahman National Park - Manukan Island, to be exact. The boat ride? Wild! I'm not the sturdiest sailor, and the waves were giving the boat a serious workout. It was a little frightening and I'm not sure I’m a fan. I almost got seasick, but I got through it with the help of some delicious candy.
- 10:00 - 12:00: Manukan Island. Beautiful. Seriously stunning. The sand was like powdered sugar. I did some snorkeling. The water was crystal clear, and I saw a whole bunch of fish - bright yellow, striped, the works! Then… disaster strikes. I didn't notice I was standing on coral, and went a bit too far out, got pushed by a wave, and nearly drowned. Really embarrassing, but thankfully, a kind soul pulled me out. I’m now terrified of the coral.
- 12:00 - 13:00: Lunch. Had a delicious lunch on the island, but the near-drowning experience really killed my appetite. All I wanted to do was go hide under a rock.
- 14:00: Back at the hotel. Showering off all the salt and sand, and trying to avoid thinking about the coral.
- 15:00: Napping! Because apparently, almost dying in the ocean is exhausting. Woke up feeling refreshed, and a bit more… alive!
- 17:00: Sunset cocktails at the rooftop bar. Managed to enjoy it this time, and it was perfect. The sky exploded with color again. Maybe the best day ever?
- 19:00: Dinner at a local seafood restaurant. I ate enough for 20 people. It was all amazing - crab, prawns, the works. Definitely needed the filling meal after the near-death experience.
- 21:00: Collapse into bed. This time, I think I can actually sleep.
Day 3: Culture Shock & The Quest for the Perfect Laksa
- 09:00: Woke up feeling weirdly energized. No near-death experiences, no jet lag – just pure, beautiful energy.
- 10:00: A walking tour of Kota Kinabalu city. Oh boy. This is where the culture really hit me. So many people, sounds, and smells! I stumbled into a street market and became completely overwhelmed. So many things to see and taste! I was overwhelmed, and felt like I had to see everything!
- 12:00: Lunch. I wanted to find the perfect Laksa! So, I asked the locals for the best Laksa place in town and was directed to a place. I can honestly say that I've never had anything so delicious in my life! The broth was spicy, flavorful, and the noodles were the perfect combination of soft and chewy. It was an incredible culinary experience!
- 14:00: Souvenir shopping. Wandered through the markets for some souvenirs to take home. Found some gorgeous things – a batik scarf, some local handicrafts. But my credit card is screaming. Regret.
- 16:00: Back at the hotel; rest and relaxation. Reading on the balcony.
- 18:00: Another sunset. Another breathtaking display. This time, I’m actually appreciating it.
- 19:00: Dinner near the hotel. Some restaurant, trying some things on the menu. It was okay. Nothing mind-blowing.
- 21:00: Watched a movie in bed.
- 23:00: Sleep. Slept like a rock.
Day 4: Departure & The Bitter Sweet Goodbye
- 08:00: Last breakfast at the hotel. Okay, I'm already starting to REALLY miss this place.
- 09:00: Pack up. The suitcase is still a mess, but at least I can close it. Sigh.
- 11:00: Check out. Saying goodbye to the amazing view. It was bittersweet.
- 12:00: Last-minute souvenir shopping at the airport. Panic buying.
- 14:00: The plane is taking off now. I'm sad to be leaving. But, I have to go.
- 17:00: Landed back home. The trip has already become a memory.
Reflections:
Malaysia, and Ber-Santai at Sky Hotel Suite, you were wild. You were breathtaking. You almost killed me. You were a total rollercoaster of emotions, and I wouldn't trade it for anything. Kota Kinabalu, I'll be back, I promise! But next time, I'm bringing floaties.
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Ugh, good question. Honestly, I get lost in the weeds sometimes too. I *think* this is supposed to be about… whatever topic we're focusing on at the moment? Let's just say it's about learning, growing, and probably, royally screwing things up along the way. Think of it like a messy, highly caffeinated, and occasionally brilliant diary entry. Or, you know, *your* version of life.
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Who is this for?
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