KL's HOTTEST Loft Studio: EST, Bangsar/Mid Valley Luxury!
Okay, buckle up, Buttercups, because we're diving HEADFIRST into the shimmering, potentially treacherous waters of KL's HOTTEST Loft Studio: EST, Bangsar/Mid Valley Luxury! Prepare for a review that's less "sterile travel blog" and more "drunken auntie spilling tea at your family reunion." (Don’t judge, I LOVE my aunties.)
First Impressions: The Glamour and the Grind (Mostly Glamour, Let's Be Honest)
Right off the bat: this place looks the part. Photos? They don't lie. Think sleek lines, modern design, that "I'm rich, but I also care about art" aesthetic. Getting there? Well, that depends.
- Accessibility: Bangsar and Mid Valley are pretty well connected, but like all of Malaysia, it's a bit hit-or-miss. Public transport is improving, but walking around in that KL humidity? Not my idea of a spa day. (Wheelchair accessibility: I can’t definitively say, but given the luxury vibe, I’d expect a decent effort. Call ahead and confirm!)
- Getting There is Half the Battle, Right? Airport transfer is an option, blessedly. Car park? Yup, you're golden. Free of charge, even! Valet? Now we're talking! And, bonus, car power charging station! Hello, future!
Sanitation Station: Because Let's Be Real, We're Still Living Through It
Okay, this is important. Given the current state of the world, cleanliness is NOT just a perk, it's a MUST. EST seems to get it.
- Cleanliness and Safety: Shoutout to the team for a serious commitment. Anti-viral cleaning products, daily disinfection in common areas, rooms sanitized between stays, sanitized kitchen and tableware items and staff trained in safety protocol. The works! Hand sanitizer everywhere, and they’re really removing shared stationery!
Room Revelations: Beyond Just a Place to Crash
Alright, let’s get into the nitty-gritty: the actual loft. The heart of the matter.
- Available in All Rooms: Let’s tick the basics: Air conditioning, alarm clock, bathrobes, bathtub, blackout curtains, closet, coffee/tea maker, complimentary tea, daily housekeeping, desk, extra long bed, free bottled water, hair dryer, in-room safe box, internet access – wireless, ironing facilities, laptop workspace, linens, mini bar, mirror, non-smoking, private bathroom, reading light, refrigerator, satellite/cable channels, seating area, separate shower/bathtub, shower, slippers, smoke detector, socket near the bed, sofa, soundproofing, telephone, toiletries, towels, umbrella, wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], window that opens.
- The Vibe: You’re getting luxury. You're getting space. You're getting a vibe that screams "Instagram-worthy." I'm a sucker for a good view (and the hotel has a good view from the pool!), and hopefully the windows offer something spectacular. That said, for this price point, I'd expect perfection. Let's hope there's no dodgy plumbing or flickering lights, because THAT would kill the buzz FAST.
- The Details: So many details… Additional toilet, Carpeting, High floor, Interconnecting room(s) available, Ironing facilities, Scale, Visual alarm. Just… wow, the details!
Food, Glorious Food (And Happy Hour!): Fueling the Fun
Listen, I’m all about the pampering, but a girl's gotta EAT.
- Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Here's where EST seems to actually shine! A la carte, breakfast [buffet], breakfast service, coffee/tea in restaurant, coffee shop, desserts in restaurant, happy hour, international cuisine in restaurant, poolside bar, restaurants, room service [24-hour], snack bar.
- The Foodie Angle: I'm particularly interested in the Asian cuisine offerings. Fingers crossed they have a killer char kway teow. Oh, and a vegetarian restaurant, because BALANCE, people!
The Pampering Playground: Relaxation, Rejuvenation, and Regret (Maybe?)
This is where EST really tries to flex its muscles.
- Spa & Wellness: Ah, the good stuff!Body scrub, body wrap, foot bath, massage, pool with view, sauna, spa, spa/sauna, steamroom, swimming pool, swimming pool [outdoor].
- The Real Talk: This is where your choice is. If you wanna splurge for all of the above, do it!
Services and Conveniences: The Little Extras That Make Life Easier (or Wilder)
- The Basics: Air conditioning in public area, concierge, daily housekeeping, doorman, elevator, facilities for disabled guests, laundry service, luggage storage, smoking area, terrace… all standard stuff.
For the Kids: Bringing the Little Ones?
- Family/child friendly, babysitting service, kids facilities, kids meal. A great hotel for children!
Getting Around: No, You Can't Just Teleport (Yet)
- Airport transfer, bicycle parking, car park [free of charge], car park [on-site], car power charging station, taxi service, valet parking.
Okay, Let's Get to the Meat of the Matter…
Things I LOVED:
- The sheer level of detail. It’s a luxury hotel through-and-through.
- The safety precautions. Seriously, top marks for feeling safe.
- The dining options. The buffet breakfast? Sign me up!
Things I'm Slightly Concerned About:
- The price. Luxury comes at a cost, and I’m assuming this won't be cheap.
- Whether the "luxury" holds up under scrutiny. Over-promising and under-delivering is a sin, and I hope EST doesn't fall into that trap.
My Final Verdict…
KL's HOTTEST Loft Studio: EST, Bangsar/Mid Valley Luxury looks like a winner. It’s a solid bet for a luxurious stay with an emphasis on safety and comfort.
NOW, FOR THE PITCH! (Because I know you scrolled here just for the juicy discount.)
ARE YOU READY TO INDULGE?
Here's the deal:
- Book a stay at KL's HOTTEST Loft Studio: EST, Bangsar/Mid Valley Luxury this month and get 15% off!
- Complimentary upgrade to a room with a view (subject to availability – arrive early!)
- Free breakfast included!
- Free happy hour at the bar!
- Free access to their fitness center!
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Luxury Cambridge Escape: 4BR, Sleeps 9, Garden Oasis!
Okay, buckle up buttercup, because you're about to get a Kuala Lumpur itinerary from yours truly, and let me tell you, it's gonna be less "perfectly curated Instagram feed" and more "slightly caffeinated, slightly bewildered local trying to navigate the bloody LRT." Here we go…
Kuala Lumpur: A Messy, Wonderful Love Affair (Itinerary, God Help Us)
Day 1: Loft Studio & the Arrival Haze
- 7:00 AM (ish) - Waking Up…or Trying To: Okay, so the alarm screamed, or maybe it just softly wept. Either way, I'm in my Loft Studio @ EST. The view? Actually not bad, even if the bed had a personality of its own (slightly lumpy, but hey, character, right?).
- 7:30 AM - First Coffee & Existential Dread (Optional): The coffee situation is dire. Instant coffee, the bane of my existence. Time for a quick pep talk in the mirror. "You got this. You're in Malaysia! You're gonna be adventurous!" (Narrator: She was not.)
- 8:00 AM-10:00 AM - LRT Initiation: So, the plan is to brave the LRT. This is where things start to go sideways – in a charming, "welcome to Malaysia" sort of way. First, the card machine ate my Touch 'n Go card. Cue minor meltdown. Then, the train was packed. My internal monologue: "Am I breathing properly? Can I even SMELL? Is that durian…?" After what felt like an eternity, I made it to Bangsar. Victory! (Also, the sweaty dude next to me definitely smelled durian.)
- 10:00 AM - 12:00 PM - Brunch & Bangsar Vibes: Found a cute little cafe called "The Red Beanbag" in Bangsar Village. Instagram gold, people, GOLD. Avocado toast? Check. Pretty latte art? Check. The prices? Yeah, let's not talk about that. But the vibe was worth it. The café was buzzing with expats, trendy locals, and the general hum of, well, life. I even attempted to order in Malay (badly). The waiter gave me a look that said "Bless your heart," but hey, I tried!
- 12:00 PM - 2:00 PM - Bangsar Exploration & Shopping, I Guess?: Wandered around Bangsar, feeling slightly overwhelmed by the sheer number of boutiques. Honestly, most of it was way out of my league. I ended up buying a bookmark with a picture of a cat. Regret? Zero.
- 2:00 PM - 4:00 PM - Return to the Loft & the Nap Embrace: Okay, the heat and the shopping had depleted me. I'm back at the Loft, and the bed is calling. Resistance is futile. Nap time. Complete.
Day 2: Mid Valley, Food Coma, and Spiritual Confusion
- 8:00 AM - Morning Misery (Again): The coffee situation is unchanged, and my brain is still not fully operational.
- 9:00 AM - The Quest for Breakfast: I'm heading out to find a proper Malaysian breakfast. Roti canai is the holy grail.
- 9:30 AM - 11:00 AM - LRT: Round Two (and the return of the sweaty dude): Same ritual, same sweaty dude. I'm starting to recognise fellow commuters.
- 11:00 AM - 2:00 PM - Mid Valley Mega Mall: This place is insane. I expected a mall, I got a city. The sheer scale of this place is enough to give anybody agoraphobia. So many choices. So many people. My head is spinning. I got lost. Multiple times. And the food court? OMG.
- 2:00 PM - 4:00 PM - Food Coma & Shopping (More Shopping, Ugh): I spent the remainder of the afternoon alternating between food and more shopping (because, why not?). I ate something I couldn't identify but it was absolutely delicious and I'll be searching for it for years to come.
- 4:00 PM - 6:00 PM - The Buddhist Shrine & Spiritual Confusion: After the mall, I decided I needed a bit of "culture." I found a Buddhist temple nearby. It was beautiful and serene, and I found myself completely mesmerized. I lit incense, watched the prayers, and felt… something. A peace I didn't know I was craving. Yet, after about 15 minutes, my brain was still stuck on the food court. Was that the right kind of noodle? Maybe.
- 6:00 PM - 8:00 PM - Return to the Loft & Sweet, Sweet Collapse. I feel like I ran a marathon.
Day 3: KL Sentral, Little India, and Goodbye (for now!)
- 9:00 AM - Final Coffee, and a Real Goodbye: I'm attempting to drink the final coffee and attempt to appreciate the final morning with a view… I'm starting to feel like I'm actually here, not just passing through.
- 10:00 AM - 12:00 PM - KL Sentral & Catching the Batu Caves: Arrived at KL Sentral, ready to grab public transportation there, to the Batu Caves.
- 12:00 PM - 2:00 PM - Batu Caves: So the Batu Caves, right? Yeah, they're… intense. All the steps! And the monkeys! They are absolute little thieves, I swear. I saw one swipe a guy's water bottle right out of his hands. Hilarious/Horrifying. The caves themselves? Breathtaking. The gold statues? Amazing. The sweat dripping off me? Less amazing. Seriously, come prepared.
- 2:00 PM - 4:00 PM - Little India: Went to Little India and felt instantly transported to a different world. The colours, the smells (that glorious curry!), the sounds… The energy was intoxicating. I ate the best (and spiciest) roti canai of my life. My mouth is still burning, and I wouldn't trade it for anything.
- 4:00 PM - 6:00 PM - Rambling & Trying to Digest Everything: Realized that I missed KL, the chaotic energy, and decided a small snack was in order.
- 6:00 PM - Final transport & Departure: The end.
Final Thoughts:
Kuala Lumpur: it's chaotic, it's sweaty, it's overwhelming, and it's absolutely bloody brilliant. It's a city that grabs you by the shoulders and shakes you until you're completely disoriented. But it leaves you craving more. I'll be back. And next time, I'm bringing a bigger suitcase – and maybe some anti-monkey deterrent spray.
P.S. (Because I forgot to mention it the entire time)… the humidity. The humidity is real. Prepare yourselves. And bring deodorant. Lots of deodorant.
Luxury Lake View Suite: Your Lugano Escape Awaits!
Okay, So, Why the Ukulele?! Like, Why Not the Guitar, the Piano, Anything *Cool*?
Alright, alright, first things first: the ukulele. I get it. It’s got this whole "cute little island toy" vibe. And yeah, maybe a *teeny* part of me wanted to be cool, like, super-cool musician dude. But honestly? The guitar felt intimidating - like, a massive tree you had to climb. The piano? A whole cathedral of black and white keys. The ukulele… it just felt... manageable. Portable. And, you know, I saw this old video of a guy playing "Hey Ya" on one and I was like, "Yep. I CAN do that." (Spoiler alert: I *couldn't* do that, not at first). Plus, it’s cheap! My wallet screamed a grateful "THANK YOU!"
Is It Actually *Easy* to Learn? 'Cause, Like, Everyone Says It Is…
Easy? Ha! "Easy" is ordering a pizza. Learning the ukulele is… well, it’s a journey, okay? The first few weeks are a glorious mess of buzzing strings, fingers that feel like they're permanently glued together (that's a good thing!), and the constant, nagging feeling that you're doing it wrong. There will be tears. Okay, *I* cried. When I struggled to play "Happy Birthday" for my niece she said, "Dude, your ukulele is broken." and walked away. But then! There *are* those moments. That magical *thwack* of a chord finally ringing true. The satisfying strum that makes your ears tingle. Those moments fuel you. They make all the "ouch" and the "this is stupid" worth it.
What Kind of Ukulele Should I *Actually* Buy? Because the Internet is Trying to Sell Me *Everything*.
Oh, the ukulele rabbit hole! It's deep, my friends. Deep. I spent, like, a week researching before I finally went for it. Soprano? Concert? Tenor? Baritone?! It's enough to make you want to scream. My advice? Start small. I got a soprano. Why? Mostly because it was the cheapest. And because my tiny hands could actually reach the frets! Concert ukes are cool, and so are the others, but honestly, for starting out, soprano is fine, just go for something with a good reputation, don’t buy the cheapest one. Quality *does* matter. And for the love of all that is holy, check the reviews! And don't spend a fortune. You're just learning! You can always upgrade later, once you've decided that this isn't just a phase.
So, My Fingers Hurt. Like, Really, *Really* Badly. What’s the Deal?
Oh, the infamous ukulele fingertip pain! Welcome to the club! Prepare for a good few weeks of callouses slowly forming. You’ll feel like you’ve been wrestling with tiny, angry hedgehogs. It's a badge of honor, honestly. A sign that you're, you know, *trying*. There's no magic cure (except maybe… not playing? But then you'll never learn!). Just play through it. Maybe take breaks. Rub some lotion on them. And *try* not to pick at the skin when the callouses start forming (tempting, I know). Trust me, it gets better. Eventually, you'll get callouses so tough, you'll be able to chop wood with your fingertips. (Okay, maybe not, but you'll barely notice it after a while!)
What About Tuning? Is It, Like, a Dark Art?
Tuning... Ugh. At first, it IS a dark art. The strings constantly go out of tune. *Constantly*. You’ll spend more time tuning than playing. (Okay, maybe I'm exaggerating a *little*). But it gets better. There are apps! Tune your uke. Trust me, get a tuner, and use it! And eventually - I swear - you’ll start to recognize the notes by ear. You'll start to *hear* when it's off. And the feeling when you nail it is... bliss. Like a warm hug for your ears. You'll feel like a true ukulele wizard. Or at least, less of a ukulele beginner.
I'm Struggling with the Chords. I Can't Get My Fingers To Go There! What now?
Ugh, the CHORDS. The bane of my existence in the early days. My fingers? Clumsy, sausage-like things that hated cooperating. The first few chords are easy, then BAM! A C chord, A G7, a F, a Dm, a Em. These are tough initially, but it's all about practice, practice, practice.
Take it slow. Focus on one chord at a time. Make sure your fingers are arched properly. Watch YouTube tutorials.
Practice. Seriously. Practice until your fingers cramp up. Then practice some more the following day. It's like a muscle memory thing, you know? Your fingers eventually *will* remember. You just have to force them to! And don't be afraid to make mistakes. Embrace the wrong notes. Eventually they will be right.
Tablature vs. Standard Notation: What's the deal?
Okay, this one is a personal war. Tablature (Tabs)? Much easier to learn the chords. You can just play the notes.
Standard notation? It's a bit more challenging up front, but it gives you the bigger picture. I started with tabs. Because I didn’t want to learn the “secret language” of music. But eventually, I felt I needed to go the other way! It's like learning another language. It takes practice, and a little more time, to get the feel of it. But when you finally *understand* the music... it's a beautiful thing.
Can I *Actually* Learn to Play Songs? Or Am I Doomed to Ukulele Hell, Forever Strumming the Same Three Chords?
YES! YES, YOU CAN! Okay, maybe the beginning will involve a lot of songs in C, G7, and Am. But that's okay! Because with those three chords, you can play *tons* of stuff. Then you incorporate a F and a Dm, and a Em, you are well on your way to mastering a song.
When you finally get it, theOcean View Inn
Loft Studio@EST, KL Sentral/Bangsar LRT/Mid Valley Kuala Lumpur Malaysia
Loft Studio@EST, KL Sentral/Bangsar LRT/Mid Valley Kuala Lumpur Malaysia
